and that I’m good at, because the job now pays so badly.

We’re not exploring space unless we send someone to wave a flag though. Remember, putting someone on the moon is the only reason telephones and computers and the internet were ever invented.

The sadder thing is that we’re experiencing and age where any information can be found for free. And yet willful ignorance that pretends that spending public tax money to explore space is somehow a sound investment for public tax dollars.

Kangaroos don't need policy change. Or a primate cerebrum.

And?

You're awful at arithmetic. It wouldn't matter how much you make.

As an adoptive parent, let me just say fuck this bullshit. I hope that my child never gets a whiff of this show. The last thing they need is to learn the identity of their “real” mom. The reality is ugly. And this mess only instigates more heartache.

this may come as a surprise but most people don’t get to do what they want for a living.

Ugh, sorry to hear that. My family includes several adopted members. In each case, it turns out the biological “parents” made their one and only good decision when they decided on adoption. Some people just shouldn’t be moms or dads.

“It’s Lives Matter” not “All Lives Matter”. After you have suffered under years of slavery then you can have your movement.

Lack of diversity means no black people.

Things I am tired of being asked about, ranked: 1. Why do you hate your mother so much? 2. Sleepless in Seattle, or While you were Sleeping? 3. Have you tried homeopathic remedies for your bi polar disorder? 4. You haven’t tried these delicious gluten free cardboard tasting muffins? 5. Have you tried turning off the…

That’s just insane. Your way or the highway is no kind of political position. Hillary supports pretty much everything Bernie does. Your hatred of you does you no credit. I mean, really, I just can’t even. I didn’t think people like you actually existed, just a rumor. Cut off the nose to spite the face. That’s just…

In no way is that true. She won’t roll back civil rights, she won’t help destroy planned parenthood, and she will put lefty judges on the supreme court. That is the sum total of what we need from the president right now. So you either want Bernie or Trump? That makes absolutely no sense. You aren’t making any sense.…

But where will he win to make up the delegates? He’s over 200 behind after tonight (not even counting super delegates).

That’s amazing. Amazingly horrible. You ought to be ashamed. If the repubs win, which is a real possibility, it’ll be because of you. And by you I mean people who say that. I just can’t even. fuck you so much.

And if he doesn’t, you are “never fucking voting for” hillary? Is that correct?

Oh, bless your heart.

Oh, nice! He might have three states tomorrow and still be hugely behind in delegates. Do you think this buys him one more week or two?

She's making all the right moves to build her brand. This victim narrative works well with the lucrative 18-35 white female demographic. She's receiving terrific marketing advice.