I wasn’t advocating for a reduction in salaries, just like you weren’t advocating for domestic violence.

When did you stop beating your wife?

Just not in business. Or politics. Or anything that matters.

I’ve lived in my car. I’ve been poor. And unlike you, I did something about it. Maybe you’re just a loser?

Don't forget the fedora and neckbeard!!

And guess which sex takes more risks.

Uh, no. The equivalent would be blacks tattooing manicles and Jews tattooing serial numbers on their wrists.

No. We'd just wear jewelry with 9-11 on it and have outreach campaigns that explain rape is illegal and you should prosecute your rapists rather than letting them get away with it and talking about it all the time like you're some martyr.

No.

Blow me.

Nope, and neither would Nietzsche. He would argue with the person that they see things the wrong way, that life is full of pleasure if you’d just shed the terrible concepts holding that back.

What a terrific way to move past such a traumatic experience: make sure you’re reminded of it everyday.

Please.

Some of us respect the right of people who commit suicide.

Woops.

I’m suggesting teaching is a great profession for someone with an employed partner that also contributes to household income.

That’s like saying you’d be scared because you’re walked into the spooky, haunted corn maze.

Pretty sure she wanted to kill herself.

It’s a tool, and shooting humans is its purpose.

You’re not listening to all your whiny sisters who think you’re somehow magic.