‘Shopped. Here’s a comparison From Giz last week or so. (gif)

He looks like Sloth from the Goonies

“Nice to see him get from the beach here to the ballpark...”

Fifth inning, one out.

Tom Brady also renegotiates his contracts all the time to backload what the team owes him so they can sign the kinds of players they need to be dominant and Super Bowl contenders every year. So regardless of anything else, it seems like he probably places winning over getting paid. Which when you have a supermodel…

mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

Also, perfect time to post one of my favorite gifs (even if I don’t actually have a foot fetish):

I heard he also LIKES IT DOGGYSTYLE!!!!

Yep yep yep. 100% uncut Florida Man.

Folks sometimes have time bombs in their bodies just waiting to go off. Signed, someone who nearly died last year from a congenital abnormality I had no idea about.

Joseph Daniel Hudek IV... of Tampa, FL.

Thank Jesus he wasn’t wearing leggings though!!!

I think we can all agree that this is an instance where dealing with the guy with extreme force was perfectly justified. I’m guessing ‘road rage.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I feel dumb for trying to fact check this

I have to strongly protest! The Eephus pitch was named after Confederate Colonel Jehoshaphat Q. Eephus, who was notoriously slow in freeing his slaves even after a Reconstruction government took over operation of home state of Tennessee. In off-season exhibitions with Negro League teams, cracker MLB pitchers used to…

Once again, 53% of white women stabbed themselves along with all other women - actually scratch that - all other human beings on earth - in the back. Traitors.

Fuck it, I’ll fat shame his shameful ass too...

I hope whenever Trump dies (please god, soon), the hell he’s certainly destined for is literally just being held down by 100 women while they period all over him, pointing and laughing.