Can’t wait to see Fowler walking out of a marijuana field in Manitou Spring, Colorado in the updated sequel.

Dustin Fowler ruptures his patella tendon with one strike to go before his first major league AB - June 29.

Trump seems to be obsessed with women’s blood/women’s bleeding in a disturbing way. Has anyone else commented on this or consulted a psychological expert for further insight? Seriously.

Someone just found their Home Run Derby pitcher.

wasn’t there an eddie murphy stand up or interview or something that explained that stevie wonder would ask someone else to tell him what other people were wearing, so that he could go up to them and fuck with them by saying exactly what shirt they had on?

Personal anecdote, as I’m blessed to sit very near the national broadcasters desk when the home games I attend are televised on ESPN and TNT. Jeff Van Gundy was watching the halftime entertainment, which that night was the Chinese lady who rides a unicycle, balances bowls on her foot, then kicks them up and they all…

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

non-snarky “Cool story, bro”

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

Maybe Bill Plympton was just getting tired of drawing him

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

I mean, that is total fucking bullshit. First of all, why is it incumbent on the batter to get out of the way. Don’t throw at the batter! Second of all, it looked like he was keyed in, ready to swing, and then when he saw the ball was coming for him, it was too late.

the only video we’ve seen of him actually driving shows him behind the wheel of a Rolls Royce, which is built by German company BMW.

I want to read the shorter “Texans’ D hates Brock Osweiler” article that will timely emerge in 2021 or some shit.

We all are. :)

I’m just here for the burns in the comments :)

Yeah it’s straight up Swayze blasphemy.

Similarly, if Sean Hannity were murdered, I would find that very interesting. My heart would not be troubled in the least.

And God bless Michael Conforto’s mother, who I remember from the ‘84 Olympics.