*Mike drop*

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

I completely agree. This is reaching.

The writing is also kind of...overwrought? Theatrical? I don’t know, but it distracts me from any salient points and I’m sure someone is gonna rip my head off for saying that

Haha. Today my dad told me that in 1978 a dolphin at a Bay Area marine animal park swallowed a screw. The veternarian’s arm wasn’t long enough to retrieve the screw through the dolphin’s mouth. So, they called up the Golden State Warriors’ 6'9" center, Clifford Ray to glove up and grease up and retrieve that screw.…

It is a...painfffullly difficult reach.

Thank you. I was sitting here wondering if I was an asshole the entire time I was reading the post.

Is life even worth living without manufactured outrage?

there’s also a man head down in a waste bin. so men are all waste to be disposed of?

1. Yes, the photos used in a story are usually less dramatic and smaller than the cover photo. That’s how things work.

It’s not like it’s a slow news day

This is a definite reach.

Remember the last time he denied something? I can’t wait for the Oprah special on this one where it turns out he really actually died from testicular cancer many years ago and he had a secret evil twin ruin his good name with all that doping.

My excuse for everything from now on:

How long until he has a full blown, on camera, red in the face, screaming racial epithets, throwing feces, breakdown? A week?

Homer would be a better president than Trump.

Homer would be a better press secretary than Spicey.

You know serious shit’s going on when you need to hide in the bushes because you don’t want to answer questions.

This....in no way meets the definition of treason. It meets the definition of “being an asshole,” but that is currently still legal.