Among the worst crimes of 2016 was the introduction of the phrase “fake news” into the lexicon of America’s mouthbreathers, up to and including the President.

“she showed me the blood coming down from her elbow,” Porter said. “It looked real purple and red and it looked like there was a hole in her jacket.”

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At least she wasn’t riddled with Pujols.

This incident might Mcgwire more investigation.

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

Goddamnit Rick Ankiel. Just retire already.

Not sure I buy it...Sounds like a brock of shit...

The details are pretty fozzie

what an unmusial occurrence...

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I have a feeling that the next Press Secretary may be Hannity.

At least three (that I know of) different Twitter sources - each wth long reputations of having the goods - have said that they understand there are two current grand juries convened, one nearing completion, regarding RICO charges and a vast swath of Trump’s inner circle.

I mean, I think that the guy is a mother fuck, but I think a lot of people are mother fucks. He sometimes at least, has a “goddamnfuckthissucksSHIT” “I know this is fucked and goddamnitpleasejustleavemealooooone” attitude. I can laugh at him and sometimes with him. He’s the only part of the fucked clan that doesn’t…

Every time I hear his name, I picture Barbie’s boyfriend coming packaged with coveralls and a shovel.

Want To See John Travolta Without A Beard?

I’ve had a full beard since I was a fairly fit 23-year-old. Now I’m a fairly lazy 35-year-old dad, and I can’t imagine the doughy horror that would be revealed if I shaved it off now.

Are you saying JFK flopped?

Day 58:

President Trumpshitz is basically your retired 88 year old dad who still wants to drive, despite not being able to see or hear.