+1 Cole Hamels

Doesn’t seem to stop Sal Perez.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

And wasn’t Blake Shelton also married when he started dating Miranda too? What’s this bullshit about karma, son?

Oh man next year’s dinner MUST officially be named ‘The White House Delicate Dingos’ Dinner’

The charts listing worldwide infant mortality rates. I believe we rank just below Serbia. SERBIA.

I’m one of the biggest 24 stans out there, but hot damn, I can’t believe you made it through the reboot season with the man I lovingly refer to as Black Jack. It was just roooooough. And it felt so trite and idealistic after everything that’s gone on in the world over the past few years. I dunno. I was just so bummed…

The kid would have been named: Covfefe.

Avenatti appears to be the perfect foil for trump.

Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Shoot for three. Nothing but Iron. Almost every possession. They’re damn lucky that the important one dropped in.

It’s really hard to get 10 assists for a triple double when no one on your team can hit a fucking wide open shot.

To the other 11 Cavs:

You take that back. They did the best damn Gob of any show from the mid-2000s.

And begin his presidential run?

I hate the Spurs, but I love Pop. Is it selfish of me to hope this doesn’t take away his desire to coach?

And there it is. The FIRST FUCKING COMMENT (or at least the top one for me) once again decries even the notion that a political bent is driving viewers from ESPN. This article didn’t mention one word about politics but you can’t pass on the opportunity to say “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”

Why are…