busy’s uber ride sounds fine. after 39 hours stuck in ATL airport, we got an uber from DFW at midnight and our driver would not shut. the fuck. up. telling me all about his son who is semi-pro ice hockey and how he trains all the athletes in texas, etc. etc.

I’m a film projectionist and it’s not as easy as turning the closed captions on. Films come on drives now, and they are unlocked with digital “keys.” The keys unlock all the different versions on the film (2D, 3D, 5.1, 7.1 etc) These keys come from the distributors, and unless they are provided and then installed,…

Just more proof that animals are better people than humans.

Sort of like the first scene in Until the Devil Knows Your Dead.

Werner Ladders: For when you’re finished scrawling “Brooks Was Here” into the rafters!

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

There is just no way Gronk is not gay, right?

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.

Holding, holding, holding, holding, holding, holding, pass interference, holding, holding...

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.

there will also be a desktop version to service your chronic loneliness.

Subtle Twist

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Who are these monsters that hate on Val Kilmer? Show them to me, as I cannot believe they exist. Val Kilmer is a goddamn treasure.

Everyone hates on Val Kilmer, but my kids and I loved him in Top Secret and Real Genius, and *sacrilege!* he’s our favorite Batman.

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As CNN points out, Trump seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of how NATO works