I prefer to imagine Emma Thompson jamming a fork into his jugular.

If marrying him would prevent him from running as POTUS in the future, then her sacrifice will not be forgotten.

i just imagined a world where Emma Thompson said yes and my entire existence is shaken to its core

Just to be clear, I wasn’t saying you were wrong for calling it a story. But you wrote a longer explanation for this than the original story, which is more than Oli Coleman deserved for this.

Lainey at Lainey Gossip has for years been saying that Kristen Bell is an a-hole and since she’s in the industry, as well as being a blogger, I trust Lainey’s stories. Which is a shame because like another commenter said, I really enjoy Kristen Bell’s work. Dad Shepherd will always be the dude from Punk’d for me, I…

I find Kristen Bell sharp, adorable, and great as an actress.

It’s an essential part of his 5 year plan to nuke the gay away.

If you haven’t read their bullshit editorial and have some time to waste, take a look: http://time.com/4710615/when-a-president-cant-be-taken-at-his-word/?xid=homepage

Yeah, wouldn’t it be great if the Wikileaks guy suddenly got a conscience and released all the sh*t he has on Trump?

One of the interesting things about Trump is that if you actually read a transcript of what he’s saying and manage to separate it from his voice and cadence, it sounds really petty and juvenile, almost like he’s a 12 year old pleading to get out of trouble for not doing his homework. But he delivers it in such a way…

LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I’M GETTING A GIANT WAFFLE CONE...IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE OUT THERE- AND THERE ARE MANY, MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO HAVE TWO DESSERTS. ICE CREAM AND COOKIES, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WELL BELIEVE ME, WE’RE HAVING DESSERT AND IT’S GOING TO BE BIGLY. AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF DESSERT, AND ITS LEADING TO A…

I veer between stark terror and laughing my ass with every news report about this administration. This is the worst acid trip I’ve ever been on, and in 1986 I dropped acid and watched Aliens in the theater.

“I guess we’ll see, Daddy, if I’m having ice cream for dessert or not. The committee hasn’t come back yet. I haven’t asked Mommy. Mommy might say I get two scoops, so you don’t know that for sure yet. I might get all the ice cream, strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, lots of flavors. Neapolitan. We’re just not sure, but…

I’m also hopeful this will unravel quicker than Watergate because Trump is way dumber than Nixon.

As a Psu alum, I hate all of this,especially the Joe apologists. I’m also tired of the dipshits in the “salt the earth and burn it all down” crowd. Not that anyone should necessarily feel sympathy, but a few privileged assholes put their careers and the institution ahead of what was morally right, and it fucking…

I felt like I had been given CPR when someone pointed out how long Watergate took to finally pull Nixon down. It really completely changed my perspective when it clicked for me that big changes always happen this way- bit by bit.

even saying 15 min is being generous

I dunno - currently I know that if I leave as soon as a team scores, I have time to take a shit, rub one out, smoke a bowl, and go buy more weed before a return to meaningful action. This might fuck with my Sunday rhythm.

When asked about Putin, Manafort replied:

A long time ago I too thought that Temple was so-so and many scenes irked me. But I watched the whole trilogy again last year and Temple of Doom is an ingenious, vintage adventure spectacle that showcases one of Hollywood’s finest filmmaking teams in top form.

As for the Crystal Skull it isn’t bad — has a couple of…