Nunes: Well you see here kids, people held such compromising material on me that I basically had to abandon all human decency to keep out of prison.

That stupid big eyes fuck is in my top 5 of people from this whole shitshow I want to see locked up.

Read this as “Unhinged Devin Nudes”

“Unhinged Devin Nunes”

It’s difficult to say if we’re supposed to view them as virulent racists who firmly believe what they’re doing is the right thing, to the point where they’ve become numb to it, or if they truly believe they’re just Doing Their Job and haven’t considered the morality of the situation beyond that.

The total impotence of the Democrats to achieve anything in all of these (hundreds? seems to be daily) scandals has made it terrifyingly obvious that there are no real checks and balances. We just never really had a true psycho elected to test that out. When I was a kid my father always talked about our system being…

He’ll come out behind a certain and yell "YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D EARTH!" while the nuclear bombs are in midair

Wouldn’t it be wild if this whole “Trump presidency” thing was just one long episode of the country being Punk’d?

I’ll just leave this here...

hahahahahaha, not a book, BOOKS

[Trump] then cited Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, and Sean Hannity (great guys), saying that they’ve told him that they don’t know one man or woman who “could handle what I’ve had to handle.”

Generally agreed, and it would be nice if people in the media actually used word like lie and liar about Trump. But I think gaslighting works well here because it’s a more specific, more elaborate thing. When my wife asks me if I actually ate sixteen oreos for breakfast and I deny it, that’s a lie. But if I were to…

It is even more simple than that: 1) Pelosi -- and the DNC as a whole -- are mostly funded by the same individuals and corporations as the GOP and all of those people love what Trump has been doing with lowering their taxes; and, 2) Trump has been the best fund raiser for Pelosi and the DNC. The longer Trump is in…

As far as I’m concerned, he’s no longer the president. 

“Hello darkness my old friend . . ."

What’s most amazing in all of this, even beyond the obvious attempt at extortion by Trump is the moment where you realize that he has no freaking clue about any of the history between Russia and the Ukraine. The president of the United States lacks awareness about something that most really dumb adults already know 

I mean, if he and Pence are removed from office, she becomes president, so she’s no longer speaker of the house.

“As far as I am concerned, she is no longer Speaker of the House.”

America is like that messy couple that somehow brings every person that happens to cross their path into their twisted ongoing feuds.