In fairness, that area is pretty dead except for a thriving meth industry so the copious amounts of booze probably smoothed out the edges of whatever cornucopia of drugs she was on.

I like how he can’t even (use} parentheticals like a functioning adult.

Little kids literally woke up this weekend, turned on the TV,in detention facilities that wouldn’t pass inspection for a pound.

Came here for Glenn Danzig buying cat litter, was pleasantly surprised by this one.

Pam Bondi is the best pundit they could find for this? Pam Bondi?!?!?!?

I actually have to hand it to this administration, they continue to find even shittier people to fill vacancies left by the original shitty office holder.  You’d think eventually they’d hit the actual bottom of the barrel, but contrary to the laws of physics it appears there is no bottom.

But surely failure to recuse yourself and multiple conflicts of interest would be cause for disbar- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Only problem is that I only care as long as Pence only kicks the bucket before Trump in the event either or both shuffles off this mortal coil before end of term. I’d rather deal with evil and an incompetent fool than evil and organized. 

“The Nazis took lives, American law enforcement save lives every day.”

And with the recent Dump/Wince flags on the other corner of the tailgate, usually.

Solid rankings, but Coors Light should be dropped a few rungs for its noticeable and clearly identifiable smell in the next day’s...uh...product...that is significantly more pungent than any of the other contenders.

Here’s hoping Trump doesn’t try to light a firework out of the palm of his hand his “hair” piece.

Around these parts we normally go with “Y’all Qaeda”

Also undermining the near-slave labor that is provided in significant portion by the undocumented underclass.

I liked him when running for Senator even though he’s a little too center for me and doesn’t seem to have ideas that are all that fleshed out, but it helped a lot that he was Not Ted Cruz.  He does not impress me running for prez.

No, there is subject-verb agreement and the sentences are otherwise structured logically. Therefore clearly not an actual quote.

An individually-packaged slice of birthday cake.

Pretty sure Iowa was on the Union side too.

Barf.

Reminds me of the Moral Majority - Antiporn Feminist alliance of the late 70s/early 80s.