Can’t decide if this is enough to drop the Eagles out of my Secondary Teams I Like and Will Root For If Not Playing My Primary Teams list.

Oh goodness, that picture! You can almost smell the vodka sweat. If this *alleged* face punching was preceded by a slurred “whaddaryoulookinathuh” I would not be surprised.

This is my only joy lately, knowing that those Good Salt of the Earth Everymen who voted for this rancid orange barnacle will soon be well and truly fucked as a result of their actions. Of course, we all will be to a certain degree. Just let me have this schadenfreude for a moment longer.

Because he only eats junk food. With a knife and fork.

But she’s staying in New York. I think you mean the real FLEOTUS, Ivanka.

Well she’s plagiarizing Kellyanne Conway’s look, so...

Please clap.

I wonder if that was included in the briefings he has decided are too boring to attend.

In their speeches they keep trying to say it is about “protecting ALL the citizens of this state”. Um, no. It is about making bigots feel better about themselves.

Me too. I hate that this stupid agenda keeps getting pushed by these jerks and the people that keep electing this garbage.

Hello, Texan here. I imagine its similar to our situation of sanity bubbles around the metropolitan areas surrounded by a sea of nonsensical garbage. But at least there are sanity bubbles, some folks aren’t so lucky.

Noooo...cannot unsee.

I liked Lars and the Real Girl as quirky, enjoyable fluff. But carry on.

Ahhh...the good old days

Yes, its very difficult to do “theme” without it coming off as “corny af”.

I can’t say I would be upset about that. The poacher-poaching I mean.

My stepson briefly worked as a busser at one of the two local Bombshell’s locations. It was recently shuttered as it was consistently empty. The other Bombshell’s location has been subject to a shooting and multiple fistfights, so he is no longer part of the team. The food was actually, um...okay. Very middle of…

To me she is spare Kardashian. Although nominally more talented so perhaps I’ll stop referring to her as Khrissy.

As with the US, so goes Texas. You’ve got pockets around the metropolitan areas where most people are sane and understand why entities like Planned Parenthood are critical (like the upper East and West Coasts). Then you’ve got the rest of the dumb hicks in bible belt country (like Indiana and West Virginia). Its…

With the exception of the WR corps, perhaps.