Fun fact, the only thing classier than a Cowboys fan is a Cowboys fan who has never lived in nor been to Dallas. Its the sports-fan equivalent of a day shift lot lizard as opposed to just a normal lot lizard.

Do you get a discount on beer and some pre-brawl pep talk if you bring in your side-arm? Because I’m sure that would make this idea even more objectively terrible.

The sender is just economically insecure you guys.

Nope. That just removes the strawman up front and leaves no impediment to Pence. Best case scenario is a mysterious but fortuitously timed group seppuku on or before January 19, 2017.

Included in the discussion I have with every anti-choice acquaintance. That and the homeless foster kid crisis.

Ugh. Not all Texans. Much like with the rest of America, a handful of twats ruin it for everybody else. We are starting to see promising signs in the metropolitan centers though.