So the CyberTruck is good off road.

*that doesn’t have moisture

COTD.

Mogwai. 

To the 26% of Tesla owners that would not buy another one, let me just say, go fuck yourself. Are you in the audience? Go fuck yourself.

This is significant, because “kid brother” is the CybErtRUck’s target audience.

If someone asks me to buy a Hummel figurine that is worth $60 and I offer them $10, because I don’t really want it, what’s the problem? Don’t sell it.

What kind of business makes money buying products for the same price they could probably sell it for? Carmax isn’t in the speculation or collector car business.

In their defense, there’s only so many people with the self esteem low enough to want this vehicle. 

“He is welcome to play my asshole, brother.”

You said they were getting rid of their fleet in the title. 😘

So selling 100 or 300 , MAKE UP YOUR MIND, out of 35,000 that’s “selling their fleet” that is shameful trolling biased “reporting” ! Shame on you !

What’s with the kissy face emoji? The guy is pointing out a major editorial disconnect here between your writing and the headline. Like, this is a really big deal. I read the headline and just assumed that this major rental company was giving up on electric vehicles altogether, or at least on Tesla, based on what it…

Your headline says “Hertz Is Selling Its Fleet Of Rental Tesla Model 3s For Cheap”. You specify “more than 100" for under 25,000 and their web site shows 356 total Teslas for sale.   This is not “selling it’s fleet”.  

A bit over 100 of the 100,000 they were reported as buying is not "selling their fleet".

Ugh. This is a spectacularly shitty take.

That’s because at least at the Globes, his jokes were punching up, if nothing else.

You’re a dumb little child.

“Aasshole”

Why can’t he just quietly defraud the children of Mississippi like a normal quarterback?