(A recent leak suggests that a [REDACTED] MCU villain will show up to challenge Deadpool and Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine in the film. You can google if you’re curious; we don’t want to provoke the wrath of Ryan Reynolds here.)

The real, real crime is that he’s standing next to a Chevy. Or buying a Ford?

All the Alfa Romeo owners may have simply been stuck on the side of the road and unable to respond to the survey.

1. dress up like an A1 driver

No Citroen DS? Pfft, stupid list

I don’t know how this isn’t a Title IX violation. Does this hospital receive any federal funding?

“Tears on the jorts and New Balances”

Boomer car go Boom.

My condolences to the owner for having to wait another two years before they can have a replacement to immediately flip.

I don’t think I did? Since I don’t disagree with that statement? Nor did I write anything contradicting it?

Read again. Ross — quoted in the article — bought a new 2021 Rogue two years ago.

I never understand this line of reasoning when it comes to Taco Bell. Never once have I wanted Mexican food and considered Taco Bell an option, and never once have I wanted Nachos Bell Grande and tried to get something similar from an actual Mexican place. They’re two different things and scratch two different itches.

Did they throw the drink because she was lip synching? It’s still not ok but it was funny how the rap kept going after she threw the mic.

I propose that we start using “Elon” as a slur.

I don’t know where you’re hanging out and seeing this, but I only see cis being used as descriptor in the same sense as trans without any negative connotation. The only negativity I see at times is when someone is frustrated with someone or the group of people that the word describes, but that would apply to any…

oh fuck off with that noise.

Woah, woah, let’s not go too far. Keep the panties!

Don’t you need your phone? Even if you’re the kind of jerk who thinks wanging someone in the head is funny; is it funny enough to chuck your device so you probably won’t get it back? Did dude bring a spare “throwin’ phone” just in case this particular comedic opportunity presented itself?

No they say “sauce”