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shartinyourjacuzzi

The issue is, 8 people were removed from the flight for smelling bad and 8 of the 8 were african american. The odds seem low that 8 passengers who just happened to be african american also just happened to be the only people who had an offensive smell on this flight.

He could buy a Hummer EV...

Of course. An even bigger asshole with two Cybertrucks.

Put down the truck too, it has a taste for human flesh.

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.

While I don’t *need* both of my kidneys, I sure do like having a built in spare.

270 kWh to run an entire house for a month? I must be doing something wrong, my lowest electric usage month of the past 12 was Feb of this year at 407 kWh. My highest was 1,795 kWh.

I’m at a point where I don’t think we should be fighting to keep idiots alive any more.

Musk has made plenty of anti-Semitic remarks.... an oven now make sense.  

This is the owner’s fault. All she needed to do was have the monkey-tested neural chip implanted in her brain, then bio-install Twitter/X into her DNA, then pay for a blue tick, and her Tesla would have given her priority uploading.

I can’t wait for the Elmo Cult to come tell me how this deathtrap glitch is actually a brilliant feature of the definitely-very-well-designed religious relics they spent so much money on.

A comment so dark a cop just unholstered his weapon upon reading it.

We can add Kei trucks to the growing list of things that have more rights than women in Texas.

Just waiting for the Tesla fanboys to brigade the comments.

I see them advertised here (Cleveland) so much that I figured they were nationwide. It’s usually branded as a “Cavs/Guardians/Browns Dinner box”, so maybe they only really push it when they collaborate with local teams?

LOL! Your reaction is priceless. I laugh every time I re-read it. And now that you put it that way, I’ll definitely think twice before I make the attempt! :0)  You have to admit, though, those brownies do look good.

I’d be O’Leary of his advice.

@Kevin O’Leary:

the package adds +25% to water resistance.

And so was Trump’s mom.