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Hey, what’s in the box? None of your beeswax.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that someone who was crowned “most fuckable of her barely legal peers” by a bunch of old men was probably not thinking hard about any of the implications involved. 

Honestly it makes me sick every time I read and re-read the same story about sexists highschools. Like, its 2021 for gods sake— there’s literally BOYS in fuckin SPEEDOS but thE tinyest inch of cleavage is inappropriate? FUCKING DIE ALREADY U SEXIST FUCKS

You are right, decimal error. Now fixed.

reading the synopsis off Wikipedia”

Nobody has noticed or discussed this. Your humanitarian work will be remembered.
reading the synopsis off Wikipedia,” I mean I get that you are a gimmick account, but you’re not supposed to include that part.

I have a kid who likes Pokémon cards. I wouldn’t bring them near that section of the store at this point. I’d imagine that other people feel the same way. For Target, it might not make sense to stock the cards if parents won’t bring kids in and the people who do buy them cause issues. Bots will probably scoop up a bunc

That’s a wonderful/terrible screen name right there.

Gallant keeps his hands and arms in the vehicle til it comes to a complete stop.

“Well you see actually ‘banjo’ a mispronunciation of ‘Benja’, which um was Benjamin Franklin’s nickname, because he invented it.”

Some people will bend over backwards to avoid saying anything that could come off as criticism of Apple. Everyone knows why they left the hole out. We also know that these will sell like crazy, as will the accessories, justifying the decision.

I’m a liberal, but sometimes I fucking hate liberals. Not everything is a federal case.

I just want to point out (with one finger) that 4chan has relegated the normies to counting literal fingers in order to determine hateful intent.

Rhodes told the police he didn’t actually have any weapons in his car

How do you de-escalate when someone have a gun?”

He’s just pissed because he can’t openly say that word he really wants to say.

Hell, you know them motherfuckers ground their teeth and swallowed their bile every time they had to address a certain individual as President Obama.

I could watch ermine videos all day long. This is the pet I will never have — largely, because they are wild and clearly should not be pets.