Maybe there’d be fewer crashes if they turned right?

But enough about Nascar...

WHY WAS THAT TRUCK ON THE RACETRACK!?

Japan really has a hard time understanding that if you tell people not to do it, they’ll just do it harder.

Oh, no! Now her kids will never learn all of those important ethics and principles only the Catholics can teach...

$150,000/month?

Tucker should have him and the Chicks (formerly Dixie Chicks) on to talk about cancel culture.

Headlines From The Future...

“Is it even America anymore if he can’t sing the classics?” ~ Tucker Carlson, FoxNews later today

“Oh, so you think only black people can be slaves... Well, NOW who’s the racist? Me or the ni... black person?”

Whoa.

As a janitor, homeboy up there doesn’t realize that not washing one’s hands is not a ‘black’ thing, but as universal ‘people are nasty as fuck’ thing. I don’t know why he has to somehow say that ‘niggers are nasty’ thing...well yes I do, because he’s fucking racist and I can almost promise that he does what he does…

Classic private company making a situation a bigger deal by getting salty about it. Just tell him to change it and it’s literally never discussed. Now it’s A Thing. Solid work!

For most white women, getting hit by someone other than your husband is indeed exceptional. 

Her brain. Apparently. By aliens. Ironically, they were the tall white nordic aliens that hotelier Erich von Danikken keeps yammering about.