Tripadvisor: “four stars for convenience and availability, ZERO stars for service.”

So it might be parenting advice from Elon Musk?  Just what the world needed.

Because money.

Sounds disgusting.  I have to try it.

I drive a corolla hatchback, and I think it’s fun! I’m not racing anyone, just getting around town. So small you can park anywhere and holds more cargo than you’d think.

“Hm, that’s a nice car, but let’s make it 70% more rad and 110% more bitchin.”

Even a jedi master needs a reminder of which button turns his weapon off.

Hey, can you *guarantee* there won’t be terrorists in there, hmmmmmmm?

The only way to stop a tumor is a good guy with a gun.

You should tell the orcas that, see what they say.

It was a dedicated effort by Greenpeace.

Orca is in common usage to describe these animals, it’s not incorrect.  Lots of animals have more than one name for the layperson.

Hm, it always helps me understand when I see which logo Calvin is peeing on.

After the nothingburger that was last season, who cares?

That is badass.

I’m interested.  Not in buying one, just the schadenfreude from reading about it.

Because people will covet it.  When Tim Allen grunted “More power!” he was speaking for a lot of people.

some people were being cheeky with a referral system.

Seeing this, I was hoping to be surprised by the content.  Nope, he’s on-brand.

Fair.