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Hating ewoks isn’t a pose, it’s a legit beef. Teddy bears armed with sticks and rocks defeat the army with laser guns and giant walking death machines? Nope. Should have been wookies, then it would have been dramatic and compelling.

It was terrible. A giant shrug from the writers.

If it did taste like thai basil, I’d be down.

Ugh, the fragility is getting out of control.  

When GS goes tits up, or even before it does, start a shop in your town that does all this.  You’ll have your dream store and your dream job.

facts

Yeah, if they don’t like it they should quit! Oh wait.

You’re only as good as your last movie:

I bet that endorsement put them waaayyyyy over budget.

Whoops, you already ruined your credit with crystal skull.  So maybe it’s the best movie since citizen kane but plenty of us will never bother to find out.  Who can trust these people after that?

I woulod use one the first week it’s installed and never again.  Are they really going to regularly clean the hoses carrying all this thick, sticky sludge?  I would bet no.

Is that what he’s about now, morality?  Certainly isn’t free speech as originally advertised.

Wranglers would be kinda cool, except every conversation with a wrangler driver when the weather’s changing has to start off with a little speech about their decision to either have the top off or on that day.

Or maybe they just disagree with you? Christ.

Reeves, the best superman so far, wasn’t particularly beefy.  

“News”

...only works on the already law abiding citizens.

...are you going to stop for a red light you know is there just to annoy fine you for speeding in a school zone?

Twitter is not a partisan site. Everybody is allowed here.

Enough with the colored buns already...I wish you’d focus on the food for once, and make it taste better.