140 slides!? Hard pass.

For the folks saying it’s going great, feel free to give an example of that greatness. Oh and you can skip “free speech,” bc parody accounts are getting cancelled. But please, give some concrete examples of how Twitter is succeeding.

Which part is false?

Free speech, like banning parody accounts? 

haha do it genius, I wouldn’t go there for free.  And neither would a lot of other folks.  

This is one of those times I’m sorry I only have one star to give.

Getting tickets for popular shows has become such a headache, I almost want to become part of the problem and learn what a ‘bot’ is and how to use it to harvest tickets before most people can buy them.

Fuck you grrm and fuck your "updates"

I would be more interested in Tom Hanks' greatest wrestling matches.

Meh.

What!?  A shower beer is a rare pleasure in life, a real treat.  How often can you just punt on a whole morning?  Usually followed by a lovely nap.

Then why do you watch them?

...because overlords are sensitive to the concerns of the underlings?

“Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”

There is evidence to back up this statement.

Ah, the bend-over-and-take-it take.  Always a classic.

Animals are delicious, I just don’t eat them (for reasons no one really cares about.) NYC bagel and lox is something I really miss, and I’ll be trying this product.

I hate how correct this is.

Correct, this is the current state of affairs in this country.

But you are aware that folks like to mix drinks? Like it’s not an alien concept to you? Well, same here. It’s not to make a cheap beer palatable, it’s to mix a different beverage.