So you never mix drinks?  Just straight liquor?  I mean why add tonic and lime to that gin, just buy gin you like to drink.

“6. He’s from another planet where the N-word is actually a welcome compliment.”

This made me giggle.  I mean, why would I care? 😂

“...tried to remove the original meaning.”

This needs to be bigger news.

If it’s underrated, how is it growing so fast?

The world we live in today, this video will help her raise a couple million for her next campaign.

“...dipped in the same delicious chocolaty coating...”

Hard pass.

“this ship blows the second largest ship, the Oasis-class Wonder of the Sea which is owned and operated by Royal Caribbean, out of the water (I love a good pun)“

Please explain why absconding with classified documents is not a crime. 

Yup, the target audience anticipating the film would be disappointed.  

After starting a great series and never finishing it, FUCK GRRM.

DAUGHTER FINDS MOTHER ANNOYING SOMETIMES

Yup.

His words, jokes or not, have lost all meaning.  Until the books are published, he can whistle dixie or go fuck himself, no one believes him or cares.

Irrelevant. I loved the books, but it’s been so long I can’t remember them well enough to read more. And no I’m not starting over.

What’s wrong with eating bugs? As opposed to mammals, birds and fish.

Wait... no THE JERK II?  Fuck you, quitter!

BAN IT ALL!  FEAR FUN!