FEAR FUN. 

Don’t forget he can hear the color’s heartbeat

“...regardless of how well it superficially rips of Star Trek?”

Follow up question, why would you shit all over a show you haven’t even watched?  NVM I’m pretty sure I know.

A towel is the most useful thing in the galaxy.

Yes.

It was a TV show, and now a couple statues.  This hurts no one, relax.

It was a TV show, now a statue or two.  Hurting no one.

How long have these ‘career experts’ been at their job

I was looking forward to this phone, but it’s more expensive than I expected.  You can get a regular six for $500, this one is only $50 cheaper? 

As a teen I waited tables at Friendly’s, and I can confirm this. People would order huge meals, take my table for two hours, and for a tip? A little booklet about Jesus.

PREACH.

Hahaha the ‘next slide’ and ‘previous slide’ buttons are blocking the text of the tweets.  Slide shows have reached a new low.  And I guess I still haven’t leaned my lesson bc here I am.

Sorry but fuck these guys.  They used to brag about keeping ticket prices affordable for the masses, and now they’re as much as Justin Timberlake or Lady Gaga.  It’s the going rate, I get it, but clearly their earlier stance was just a fucking gimmick.

Not to mention, a few weeks from now it would’ve been illegal in Indiana, too.  

So is it a privilege or a right?  Those are not the same.

Headline: Ridiculous Drink, Made for the Sole Purpose of Free Publicity, Succeeds 

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This is indicative of where political discourse has sunk to.  Lower than where whale shit goes.  Thanks Jalopnik.