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Sexual preference doesn’t have any bearing on your ability to make business decisions.”

NO.  You don’t tell Apple what you want, Apple tells YOU what you want.

Did this Guru’s name rhyme with “Hoe Slogan?”

Anything to back that up?  Go ahead we’ll wait.

Knowing that a country in Europe sides with cyclists will only make Texans that much prouder not to.

In the original trilogy, at least each movie paid attention to the one before it. In 8 and 9 it was like the writers hadn’t even *watched* the previous film(s).

So we’re wondering which kernel of corn he could have been in this turd? Hm.

Fuck Trump infinity.

I am a liberal, and sometimes I really hate liberals.

That would be both sad and hilarious.  If it happens and enough people notice, hopefully it would reappear on a competing platform.

Dud I saw AAC open up for Deftones in ‘09 and they DESTROYED.

Sigh, I wish they hadn’t taken down Louis CK’s 2017 special. I know he did bad stuff, but that was genius work and I’d love to rewatch it.

One of my favorite George Carlin quotes: “They’re symbols, and I leave symbols to the symbol-minded.”

If a democrat defaces the flag, while not illegal, it’s considered by those on the right to be equivalent to defecating in Jesus’ mouth. *Baby* Jesus.

Came here for the Apple faithful decrying this brazen blasphemy.  Disappointed.

Chappelle is literally *not* complaining about cancel culture.  

He always has been and always will be free to say whatever he wants. He won’t be free from consequences though, just like the rest of us. If you put the text of his trans jokes into an email at work, what would happen to you at your job?

“Cancelled?”  If the dude put on a MAGA hat he could have a robust career in venues throughout the bible belt.

Yeah subtitles w original audio are better, but squid game isn’t *that* great, and you’re not missing all that much. It’s a fun show to have on while I’m doing dishes and can’t look at the screen every second.

Look, if you’re going to leave warlock (and mephisto and lady death) out of the MCU entirely, or you don’t have the rights or something, cool. I’ll roll with the changes.