So you’re saying salads are healthy?  Holy shit who knew.

Alright, everyone stay super touchy over some jokes.  Should work out well.

He’s a standup comedian, chill the fuck out. If a comedian never crosses the line, I’m not sure I can respect them. If I don’t like a batch of jokes, I just don’t laugh and wait for the next batch, especially with someone who’s been so damn good for so long.

there’s a reason they made it a slideshow

Nothing good is ever in these slideshows.  Pro-er life tip.

So, this is *not* the first one of these slideshows ever to contain substantive content?  Shocker.

On the plus side, nothing good is ever in these slideshows, so we’re not missing anything.  The good stuff gets real, substantive writing.

No real content here, but let’s distract from that by making a slideshow. 

#21, using a slideshow instead of real content

translation: my client is white, so like, cmon it’s cool

slideshow, hard pass.

The reason this won’t happen is that the racists will continue to see themselves as victims of ‘cancel culture,’ and the video as proof of that ridiculous notion. 

How bout a nice civil suit? Could the parents be liable?

I wonder if the parents can be sued. 

Does it really count as “ignoring” if you’re here talking about it?

It’s just a cute little gag, but the way folks are up in arms you’d think they were selling patties made of group up orphans.

Is that what you thought the mission was here? Sorry no, not a crusade against bigotry and misogyny, it’s just a cute gag.

Does this website claim to be battling their homophobic corporate agenda?  No, it’s just a cute gag.

If you go to work today and put your company in financial jeopardy, you also might be asked to leave.

If you put your company in financial jeopardy, you might be asked to leave.