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The best thing for this type of shoes is to “dip clean” them. It works like magic and gets rid of all the dirt and everything. You’ll need this and a little patience (30 minute dip):

For $330k, I just bought a hundred year old restored bungalow, with 2000 sqft on 3/4 of an acre in Georgetown, TX, a twenty minute drive to Austin. Five minute walk to restaurants, post office, grocery. College town with a young population, farmers’ market, and tons of wine events. Bernie and Hillary yard signs all

“just know that they have sharted in front of tens of thousands of people at a concert. They then proceeded to sing in their sharty underwear and leather pants for the next hour. Feel comfort in this knowledge.”

I feel comfort in this knowledge.

In Soviet Russia, Turkey eats YOU!

Add blazing saddles and call it a night. Not because it has anything to do with the three preceeding Murray vehicles but that it’s the perfect compliment to the others.

Lyrics by Michael Horn:

This one gets me a lot of tail too...

You’re referring to the old left turn signal in the left lane etiquette, eh?

So what? He just has a wide stance. Maybe he’s a senator.

“Some rich crazy person might develop a liking of them and start buying up every last one he can find and make the values on the remaining cars skyrocket. Weirder things have happened.”

More stars on this.

This is an excellent opportunity for someone to buy it, get it repaired and have a great gtr for 15k to 20k below book. Havent had anyone look at it I just planned on having a complete rebuild done. I’ve had quotes for around 3000 for rebuild.”

Starred for Aquaman’s jockstrap smellovision.

As a lolcat, as I assume you are familiar with the Internetz, which were created for you, and where you can haz all the answers to questions like "wtf is a fitzwilliam" or "wtf is a dog good for." Search queries are best typed into The Google, rather than The Jez.

It's this, right?

My handle is Sharticles. Did you expect maturity? I saw shat... I called it out. Boom!

There...I fixed it.

I started with Oregon Trail as an elementary school kid. Played the first WOWC, first C&C BF1942 and every iteration of those franchises, plus a couple dozen one-offs. Now I'm nearly 40 with two kids. Gamer peripherals are hung up for quite awhile (maybe for good.) I like this Pewdiepie guy. I think he's mildly

Also, follow me please... #notatroll