They should build this border fence out of her emails since nobody can get over them.

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

How long ‘till you’re flexible enough to take on a Waffle House waitress?

Schilling prefers to stop at 3 Ks.

“Next year in Poughkeepsie."

“Why is this night more miserable than all other nights?”

It’s like you don’t even remember the Argos won the Grey Cup as recently as 2012.

Theoren Furry

Mutt Sundin

Spaniel Sedin

Bang.

Well, it looks like he was the one...