That’s the beauty of environmental destruction; it fucks the gays, the poors, AND all those coastal hippie libtards! It’s foolproof

You almost had me believing you are American by claiming to love freedom and corn syrup, but you gave yourself away by starting that sentence with “sorry”, ya’ hoser

I want to watch a guy jack a dong so hard his ball explodes!

Prince played the superbowl, like, 3 years ago.

Sure, but that wasn't ticky tack

Hockey fan here (with no skin in this series) It’s a bullshit tradition that “regular season” and “playoffs” are two different sports. Any true fan of the game would agree that play has to be called a penalty in any situation.

+1 rouge

Carlo Collieacovo

Corgi Howe?

Sidney Pawsby