You know, I’m not one to subscribe to silly conspiracy theories, but I think you’re on to something here. It was Oswald Cobblepot who killed JFK!

Originally, instead of “Whoa”, Neo was supposed to say “Wasabi”, but then those Budweiser Waaaasaaaaaaap commercials took that away. Stupid late-90’s pop culture ruining everything.

You’re such an asshole for being interested in a movie. And here on the AV Club of all places.

Harvey Weinstein is such a scumbag it’s difficult to articulate how awful the man really is and I’ve really enjoyed watching his downfall. However, at the risk of sounding insensitive, I was really interested to see the new announced Tarantino flick about the Manson family. I’m wondering if it’ll be completely…

Pretty sure I spent my 7th grade dances trying NOT to press my erection up against anybody.

Yeah, what is this, the grade 7 dance?

I mean, surely he can find other ways to cope with his disability than sexual assault? And I’d like to see where anyone was saying we should give Trump a pass.

“NBC KNEW ABOUT THIS FOR AGES AND THOSE SOROS LOVERS LET IT HAPPEN, CHAMPIONS OF FEMINISM? I DON’T THINK SO!” -Jeanine Pirro while being groped by several senior Fox News execs and anchors under her desk.

There’s a lot of allegations coming out against powerful men abusing that power against women lately. This is terrible news (that these things happen at all), but also good to finally see some consequence to these disgusting actions.

“Reached out for comments”? You better get the comments’ permission first, pal.

Until we know if the Bojack Horseman universe Bones also did the gargamel (not going to look up what this actually was) storyline, I’m a little nervous saying it’s more absurd.

It helps that the Bones of Bojack Horseman’s universe is somehow even more absurd than the one we have in our universe. To the Bonesmobile!

Probably my favourite Mr Peanutbutter gag is how he’s a big fan of the show Bones, but only because he keeps expecting that literal bones are going to be on the show.

A Mindhunter theme from Mr. Peanutbutter?

He’s done so much great stuff. But that Dead Author’s Podcast, holy shit. That is some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard. The one with Gore Vidal stands out in mind about the funniest thing I have ever heard.

If by “We’ve been enjoying David Fincher and Joe Penhall’s Mindhunter a lot lately” you mean “We handed the episode reviews over to someone that obviously hates the show” then... sure, I guess.

His Kong: Skull Island theme was better.

Maybe the Philadelphia Inquirer? Since he’s from there.

When I’m feeling morbid, I wonder what will happen when Paul F. Tompkins dies. He’s so productive, and has brought a lot of joy to my life, but I don’t know if I’d see an obituary for him on a site more mainstream than the A.V. Club.