wow, shut the fuck. you’re dumb and annoying.

wut

Not to be confused with the vampire hunting activist group American Stake Action

“it’s been the most creative thing I’ve ever done”

new york city itself is kind of the main character/serial sexual abuser.

On it’s surface, it can be a little alarming at first. But it actually handles the stuff responsibly. It’s dirty as hell and very funny.

Yes Mr. Weinstein!

OK. I am officially in favore of global warming now. Anything to wipe out our vile species is needed and long overdue. We are truly awful, just give the planet back to slime molds and insects.

The Amanda Knox case is suddenly making a lot more sense to me...

Wow. Fuck you, Italy.

The thick fog up there is good for those raspy jazz pipes.

What the fuck is Scatman Crothers doing all the way up in Maine

Quick media bites have shrunk people’s attention spans to the point where... Robert Mueller has a reddit fan club?

I can’t blame them, but they’re going to be disappointed.

Is this another episode of “Really? with Seth & Amy”?

You’re not alone, Eric.

I’ve always felt the slow, moldering rot was part of the macabre appeal of a jack o’ lantern.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut your mouth. Did you not see what Lupita said?

...You’re talking to Sean O’Neal, quite possibly the greatest snark-master ever to write for the AV Club, and one of the only things keeping a lot of us AV Clubbers here despite the kinjafication.

This comment would probably be more relevant on a Gizmodo article.