Wendy’s is confused... their breakfast fries(wedges?!) are DELICIOUS.

they should just give them a nice enema about 4 hours before liftoff and then a nice big shot of morphine about an hour before liftoff.  their bowels will both be empty and non-functional for about 4 days.

I think I’d try fasting and a liquid diet of protein shakes, then try to hold #2 for three days as a last resort. That last part ALMOST worked when I went on my first backpacking trip as a young boy scout.

Not sure if you’ve seen the news about the thousands of pickup trucks from Ford and GM lining the parking lots of their and other properties, as they build them without the chips, awaiting the ability to install them.

It’s more of a smaller Walmart that spread incredibly quickly and the same social factors are at work. If you depress the cost of goods, you’re depressing the cost of labor, and therefore also depressing the spending capabilities of the community. These things are designed to hurt mom and pop stores and other locally…

I don’t want one position! I want all positions!

For longer flights I would totally pick this option.

We need the planes from the 5th Element. Everyone just gets knocked unconscious for the flight.

The Taco has an attractive front end treatment?  

When I die, I want my remains scattered at Mar-R-Largo.

“White further confirmed that his son had not been vaccinated for the virus.”

But the MBAs they hired told them to pay the people doing the actual work next to nothing so they could then afford to hire more MBAs. It is just basic business. <- sarcasm, consultants have ruined the planet.

Chevy Equinox vs. Ford Escape is like Sophie’s Choice, but you want to send both children to the concentration camp.

The Pontiac Torrent would be a great car for meh car monday.

Stupid question, legit not snark or shaming really want to know: Why do people need milk and milk alternatives. My kid and I are “lactose intolerant” and mike give us stomach aches and other GI issues. We literally never have it in the house, we do not cook with it, we never eat cereal, we have tried some nut milks…

Man this hit me in the feels. Not because of my kids, but because of my wife. For some reason, having Covid completely changed her digestion and foods that she used to handle fine now give her lots of issues. And some of the things she used to like now taste terrible to her. She was already avoiding lots of foods in…

Jason, there’s no need to go nuts over this. I know we’d all be screwed without the various types of fasteners in our cars, but this was hardly a riveting post. (Although, I will say that photo of the Spyker shows they really know how to nail an interior.) I realize you’re probably just trying to hit your quota so you…

Please excuse this if it comes across as anything but trying to be helpful. A lot of those As Seen on TV kitchen tools are meant not for the inept but those with ability issues. You might look at a slapchop, a garlic press (my household is covered in cutesy kitchen devices so we have a Garlicula), and there are a…

My local Krogers all have in the freezer/vegetables section (or in the app for ordering a pickup or delivery grocery order!) diced green peppers. It’s about 14oz. of frozen diced green pepper, frozen, and the chop is good, they’re about .5cm squared, nice and small. This has been a godsend for me making Italian beef,…

The new, reformulated Butterfingers are pretty darned tasty - now made by Ferrero instead of Nestle.  Time will tell if the chocolate will bloom the same way...