Oh how I want my Raptors to sign him. Not so much for on-court stuff, but because then we'd get to see Metta living in Canada, which has unlimited hilarious possibilities.

This forever

+1 eh

I really wish our men's team wasn't such a fucking joke of an organization, from the administration down, because I want to support them. But my god, Canada Soccer is such a fucking joke.

Fair enough. I must have missed when Zaun started up with that. Or I just wasn't listening because he's a fucking idiot.

Tabler said that, not Zaun.

This list starts and ends with the M320

I don't know man, it's not THAT easy to get swears on TV here. The CRTC has similar rules that are enforced. You just don't hear ordinary taxpaying Canadians complaining about it the same way.

Please never change, America. Happy birthday.

The teams were brought back out onto the field to continue playing, and the Loons went on to win 5-4 in the tenth inning.

He was pretty good on the 07 division winner too, until his appendix burst. That wasn't his fault obviously...but he never reached that level again. It's too bad, because he should have been more than what he is.

Literally the only thing Raptors fans will miss about Bargnani.

You don't know the meaning of the term "defensive liability" until you've seen Andrea Bargnani.

Like Lionel Hutz, I don't throw the term "hero" around loosely. But you sir, are the greatest hero, in American history.

Well done

Fuckin' worked our nuts off for this trophy

Watch this guys. You can actually pinpoint the exact second when Simmons' heart rips in half.

+1

Right now all of Canada is sweating in fear that some of this will cause Bergeron to miss the Olympics.

Don't forget Farrell fucking up the Sox bullpen like we (Toronto) all knew he would eventually.