When asked to comment on why they forfeited, a spokesperson for the Rainmen simply said, “Three minutes to Wapner.”

The NHLPA has voted on and handed out the Ted Lindsay Award (formerly Lester Pearson Award) as player-voted MVP since 1971, presented I believe during the league’s big awards show. The MLBPA has voted on and handed out the Players Choice Awards since 1992, announced after the season ends. The NFLPA has voted on and…

I'd be sad, too. History, recent or otherwise, hasn't shown Washington to be very hospitable to Indians.

If only you expressed as much outrage at this racist and violent hate attack against innocent Israeli Footballers as you did about Tony Dungy expressing a nonviolent and personal opinion on *drafting* Michael Sam.

Why not the children of Syria, who are in far worse conditions currently?

dearest good friend:

The metric system is the tool of the Devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it.

That's a crap load of vodka

"Before walking away, Thomas throws balls 30 yards into stands."

The LaTroy Hawkins Fan Club meetings are excruciatingly long because none of its members know how to close them.

so what was it like before the kaiser stole the number twenty?

Man, Canada can't even get Pez dispensers right.

"The NFL, which is essentially Canadian football with some peculiar rules variations".
Fixed.

Look, if Tim Tebow was your new co-worker, you'd be trying hard to help him find another job too.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

Approves.

The ship.

Exploiting patriotism to further your goals, be it making money or launching an invasion, is as old as nationalism.

When asked to comment on a public figure doing something really stupid and career-damaging on video, LeBron thought he'd have to explain "The Decision" all over again.

I haven't read a piece that engaging since Henry Chadwick's "Discourse On Fielding Percentages As A Matter Of Base Ball Aptitude." Back then, if a sporting news analysis didn't run at least 15,000 words, we demanded our nickel back.