Chris and the dude from the Office are standing by for gritty black & white commercials about tornados  

Brian Jones, Blind Owl Wilson, Robert Johnson, maybe the guy from Chumbawumba....

“If they don’t like the treatment, they should have thought about that before being born into, and then trying to escape, a hellscape of our making.”

I have a feeling that Marianne Williamson would CRUSH IT if it was a hug-fest

Sure, they are now the front runners for Kyrie but I still think that free agency recruiting is getting out of hand

Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, Chris Evans, Chris Matthews, Chris Pratt

Well, he was Lasorda paying attention

How in the world are you proud of that

Does that count as what I get for Christmas… as my gift?

Interviewer: Bill, looking at this new crop of quarterbacks entering the 2018 draft, could you compare them to Bay Area hip-hop icons?

I wanna see that leather jacket

Why are the hot ones always so crazy??

“It’s not my job to stop my offense, it’s our job as southern Christians to, um, deny women access to health care and birth control?”

The Federalist is gonna have a field day with this

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

A team and its coach are seldom cleft

You already got some tremendous answers from people who smarter and are more informed than me. But, for me it’s a people vs. profit thing, and somehow some of these carpet-baggers then get catapulted to the top levels of business and government, where they continue to game the laws to insulate themselves from…

This is a euphemism, right?

Every other year they should have to pronounce and define the words instead