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#SAD

I can’t go for that

That’s Ron Howard’s kid, right? 

People said terrible things about Freddy Got Fingered, for example

Drew’s Goos

I believe the mentally unstable extortionist

I believe the mentally unstable extortionist

NO YOU DON’T 

Citation needed

Now I too “can’t get it out of my mind”

If Gordon Hayward is the problem, then why on earth would my old, southern uncle keep saying that a team full of Gordon Haywards would be so much smarter and more coachable than the other teams and would win the next 10 championships?

It’s Canadian Dave & Buster’s

There she goes humblebragging about her cool titties 

“Elaine Robb” is an anagram of “Bean Boiler”

As security dragged him 0ff the basketball court, Fake Spiderman left behind nothing but net

Touché!

Cold enough for ya?

He’s no Roy Donk

Beige Against The Machine