*chef's kiss*

I’m also only getting foodstuffs (Reese’s and paint).

Take it just a bit further and you have Apooch Barker al-BarkDoggy, leader of ISNIFFS.

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads (g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com) and telling them how bad they are at their jobs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads…

We gotta do something.

Great, the last thing we need is a clog in the development pipeline.

FYI, Mr. Blank: A Toter 64-gallon wheeled commercial trash can easily capable of holding a coach’s body is located at aisle 56, bay 005 at the Midtown Home Depot in Atlanta.

... the same Liberty Flames that lost today to Rutgers.

Who is “Kelvin Cato the Elder”

[buzzers in]

“What is the Answer " would've been amazing. 

What do you expect? None of them are from China where the NBA is owned.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

Historically speaking, protests DO work. It takes time and persistence, but change does happen.

Historically speaking, protests DO work. It takes time and persistence, but change does happen.