“No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

“Don’t use force, Luke” 

Swaggy OKC

Lenny Kravitz

Where is he? He’s outdoors, right? Could he not find a better backdrop than that water-stained wall? Is that wall outside? What part of the house is that? Is it the garage? Is he grilling in a garage? Anyways that guy should paint his house.

“So you could say this is a textbook case of impermissible benefits.” [fumbles sunglasses while trying to put them on]

people lie to the cops all the time. I have lied to the cops. I am not a young, rich black man so I was not on the radar of the union that represents all of Chicago’s cops (which means lots of racist cops)

Jesus Christ, Creeper Lagoon is still around? Proof of this dude’s bonafides from the ole Wayback Machine. (Has Pitchfork ever liked a major-label follow up to a likable indie record - in this case I Become Small and Go ?)

Hahaha!!! I like it!

It’s wild to think about how different the world would be if his name was Deep-Two Jones

I for one hope he turns out to be the Ræl Dæl

Did I touch a nerve there buddy

Extra points for the use of “you people” in your reply

Judging by that picture his brain already did explode, just didn’t crack the skull

I feel bad for the turkey vulture. But this is tremendous content.

It DID make a good psych band name earlier this decade:

Really, it looks like we discovered one burner’s OTHER burner

They can’t have my Che Guevara poster