Glacial profiling.

You don't see the appeal? Really?

The false sense of security provided by a well defined crosswalk strikes again. She's both lucky and stupid. Can't tell from the lights over head whether or not they gave her the right-of-way in the cross walk... (pedestrians should always have right of way in a crosswalk even when it's not mechanically afforded to…

What do you do if their shoes don't match?

It's an independent suspension.

911 classic/g-series/SC/etc

Nothing says America quite like rolling your car while driving in a straight line and falling through the windshield.

If it was hypoxia, (as I've been told) having two pilots onboard would only mean we'd have two dead pilots in the water.

If you watched this video, and have ears, but still wanted to comment on the climate control panel, you have problems.

We need some sort of a system. For example:
10 hoots = 1 darn
10 darns = 1 damn
10 damns = 1 rat's ass
10 rat's asses = 1 crap
10 craps = 1 shit
10 shits = 1 fuck
10 fucks = 1 fucking shit
10 fucking shits = 1 clusterfuck
10 clusterfucks = 1 Jesus tap-dancing Christ
Anything beyond this point becomes a multiple of previous…

Canada doesn't have this problem. Coins are a legal tender for no more than the following amounts:

If Obama was also an alcoholic who smoked crack he would deserve all the flack we could throw at him.

we must redistribute this speed to less fortunate cars!

I think you mean "nearly hit a whale."

Why doesn't the whole world speak German? Such a cool, intimidating language. Aliens wouldn't even think about fuckin with us if we sounded like that.

I can smell the Frito paws from over here!

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