OMG, a falafel burger on every menu anywhere that served burgers would probably make me give up meat.
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Wait wait wait... You don’t just eat it with a spoon? You monster.
Stop bringing carry-on bags that won’t fit under the seat in front of you on planes. Just stop doing it. You will instantly be 100x calmer during the entire process, as you sit and watch all the idiots stand in line (or even better, stand in line just to wait for their section to be allowed to stand in line) so they…
Dude, helpful ghosts can be incredibly nice. The ghost in our house was a dick to me throughout my childhood (I posted about it last year, but I would have to dig through last year’s entries to find my story), but after my father died when I was ten and my mother and her new husband got really, really abusive, that…
I just saw him at Wrigley Field this summer and it was POURING rain. Nonstop. I was sure they’d postpone, but nope, we stood out there soaked to the bone. They closed with American Girl, and the lights, with that pouring rain, and every single person sopping wet singing along as loud as they could, it was by far one…
Someone needs to immediately put Stevie Nicks into a bubble. 2017 will NOT do to me what 2016 did. I’m so upset about this. He wasn’t even old.
As long as I’m alive and able to comment, I will post this quote:
This is why Burmese Tea Leaf salad is the best salad.
Resident of MN and self-appointed expert on winter coats, here. (I fucking hate the winter, I fucking hate the cold, why I live here is a mystery to me.) In my years in this wasteland, I’ve come up with a system that requires 2 coats, with one bonus coat. If you live anywhere that gets seriously cold/snowy in the…
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Idris as a male escort in Absolutely Fabulous (19:40):
I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…
Irises proliferate in swamps– which is probably the note that delivers the boyfriend smell.
Any church or other religious organization that is physically capable of offering shelter during a disaster and doesn’t should have its tax-free status automatically revoked. They should have to pay taxes like any other business until they can prove their charitable value to the community.
Activia does have a lot of potential synergy (“Look what you made me doo-doo.”)..
The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.
If Trump were a character on a TV show and movie, within 10 seconds of screen time I’d be sure he was the villain. Everything about him screams that he is the bad guy even before he opens his mouth.
Not to take anything away from John Lithgow, but I think that Jared Harris’s performance as George VI is so underappreciated. Harris did such an outstanding job.