She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.

I believe he can lie.

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

I actually can’t eat breakfast 90% of the time. My stomach refuses food for the first few hours after I wake up. I don’t throw up if I force myself to eat but the thought of eating at the time makes me intensely uncomfortable and eating upsets my stomach. I rarely throw up so I just suffer :x

I’m one of those people who just aren’t hungry in the morning. It usually takes me about three to four hours after I’ve awakened to get hungry. I’ve noticed at times when I do get into the routine of eating breakfast soon after getting up, such as when I’m on vacation with my husband who is an avid breakfast eater, I…

I skip breakfast regularly because I am rarely hungry in the morning and the idea of eating much of anything usually repulses me (unless I’m hungover then I need all the breakfast sandwiches). At some point around 10 or 11ish I need to snack on a small bowl of oatmeal or a granola bar, but otherwise my first meal of…

This is something I don’t often indulge in (because $$$$) but Hanae Mori caftans from the 70s-80s are off the rails. They are so gorgeous.

So I’d say my first baby shower, or should I say my husbands baby shower, was a bit over the top.

I have been a bartender in San Francisco for 16 years and I can tell you, without a doubt, it's more like the other way around nowadays. But you're correct in theory.

When I was 11 I swallowed the pop top to a soda can. I had to know what letter my future boyfriend’s name started with, so I twisted the pop top off and then tossed it into the soda can. As I was taking the last swig, I accidentally swallowed it. I really did not want to tell my parents what an idiot I was, so I went…

After nearly two decades of trying to build a work wardrobe built around mix-and-match neutral separates (which is kind of what they call a capsule wardrobe, I guess) I realised that what I really like wearing to work is dresses with bold and/or quirky prints.

Some people get “We’ll always have Paris.” Others among us receive...this.

They are.

“Already fucked once, might as well keep doing it lol."

I burned it from my phone but I once received an exercise in amateur literotica from my brother that was meant for his girlfriend. I texted back "Please, sir, there's been a mistake " and then died inside. 

I got one a year ago, and it was a link to a porn video accompanied by “thought you’d like this.” I asked why and he replied, “it reminds me of u.” I hadn’t heard from this guy in over 6 months and I haven’t slept with him since 2012.

Is there a second half of this missing? Coz that last paragraph reads like you’re going to actually tell us what these two women have to say about the environmental and human impact of this industry.

So not technically an apartment, but now-Mr. BallOfStress and I, along with my male bff and a random guy from out school we met off of Craigslist (back in the day)...It was a truly great house, in a sketchy neighborhood, but the price was right. We ignored the fact that the landlord was obviously a few cards short of…

My sister is firmly in the ‘always an hour late’ category, except she gets offended when you tell her events start an hour earlier than they actually do, in an effort to get her there on time.

For those wondering, Crew is short for Crewstopher.