He doesn’t really get the whole “don’t tell the fucking secret” thing.

That Free People tied-at-sides two piece is almost an exact replica of my favorite swimsuit when I was in 5th grade. Circa 1989

It’s sexystential.

My daughter was born with Apert’s syndrome (she passed on 2014). I was fortunate to have great insurance through my employer, because surgeries for syndactyl and crainiosynostosis are fucking expensive. Even with great insurance, as a single income family, my wife and I still had to do some fundraising to offset the…

And to think we were once terrified of those mythical “death panels” of bureaucrats who would decide our fate.

I got married on April 1. Like most pranks it seemed like a good idea at the time. It wasn’t.

The way it’s butt started to blush as the sun went down. WTF?!

Ohh, so THAT’s what you call this hideous and ubiquitous color. There really should be a little more truthiness in color naming:

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

My guess is that she doesn’t design anything—I wouldn’t be surprised if she just contracts with manufacturers in china for excess textiles and has existing products from other brands slightly redesigned.

How have you not murdered him yet?

my husband sometimes texts just the period.

This is the only thing I want to talk about today. The Truck Fucking urge is starting to percolate into all facets of society. Have you ever had sex in a truck? Let me tell you, it’s one of the least sexy vehicle options. We all know it only ranks slightly higher than a mini-van.

I want Queer Eye for the Straight Hoarder. THat would be a good show.

I was hoping for a pop-up video style news presentation. Bloop Not True! Bloop LIAR! Bloop Alternative Fact!

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

Brilliant, and you really captured something that made me uncomfortable with this woman for a while now. Would she personally kill someone? No. But she’s exactly the type that wouldn’t want to talk about that unpleasantness when there are jewels to buy or whatever. She’s a collaborator with an eye to the bottom line.

Here’s another angle:

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?