UM EXCUSE ME MINNEAPOLIS IS THE SHIT

Absolutely. He needs to sweat. He lost the popular vote. By a lot. We don’t have to make anything easy for him—and in fact, it’s our goddamn duty to make leading as hard as possible. He wanted this, he’s gonna have to fucking work.

Most likely Trump will be sworn in as president, but that doesn’t mean that the rest of the country is just going to sit back and take whatever he dishes out. We are now the opposition party. We are now the resistance. We have an opportunity to come back as a stronger better and more effective democratic party. …

Her incentive not to is because she doesn’t owe us a damn thing. If she does, and she doesn’t do it the “right” way, the left will chastise her. If she doesn’t, the left will chastise her.

I was NOT expecting to hear that.

I sing to myself when I’m doing something dangerous, just to ease the tension... “standing on a ladder/feels kinda shaky/no one here to catch me/if I fall and neck goes breaky” or “cooking with no shirt on, cooking bacon topless, grease is flying everywhere, maybe I should stop this”

My mind has inexplicably created 3 songs about how wonderful I am. Yet I also have crippling social anxiety. My brain’s inner workings are just so baffling.

My boyfriend made up a jaunty little tune about how much he likes my butt and sometimes I find myself singing it under my breath as I’m working or walking. Hopefully no one is listening too closely about how I’ve got a comfy seat everywhere I go.

If it were that, there’s be a little ‘maybe this time I’ll fly’ hop in there somewhere. At least there is when I do it.

“Hey are you guys licking each other because I’m really good at licking and I think we’d all really like it if I just got into bed with you and started licking stuff and I’m also really good at staring if you’re going to be staring into each others eyes I could really add to that and also it looks like you guys don’t…

I completely understand. This is Tuco Ramirez, and yes...she creeps many a man out :(

I’m so glad for Sarah that not all of her family are shitlords. My heart breaks for the kids at the facility that aren’t that lucky. All of these military-style/hard labor camps for “troubled” teens should be illegal, they're abuse straight up.

Well, as someone who brought home a 9 month old from a kazakh orphanage, i can attest that they DO cry. Mine did, for the first several months we were home. I’d rock him to sleep, put him down, he’d sleep for 30 minutes and then wake up and cry. At first I’d go in and try to comfort him, but that would just make it go…

NO no, your mother neglected you, you just don’t realize it because you were neglected. On that note, one time i woke with my son next to me and there had definitely been diaper leakage...and i moved to the couch. and left him and my husband in a bed of pee.