I'd be right there with you, if it weren't for the fact that Tumblr users love to steal my artwork.

Sir Robin finds it simply delicious.

Perspective?

Whose staff?

The part-time, seasonal-hire mall cop says, "Hi."

Couldn't resist.

I think it's the most realistically-grounded science fiction television show produced in the past 50 years…

Replace the vodka with two bottles of Plymouth and infuse the case with a whiff of vermouth and then, maybe, I'll consider this a worthwhile concept.

I use single-use emails for all my account signups. It makes it impossible for someone to attempt to use a login/password combination from one compromised site to compromise another account, it adds an additional layer of security (on top of randomly-generated passwords) and it tells me which sites have sold my…

Those things turn up in the darndest places.

Tell that to X-Men #25.

I like how Hennessey thinks that wearing a helmet and suit, but not gloves, a HANS or a multi-point restraint, is going to save his butt, if something goes wrong at 220mph.

Isn't that an American tradition?

Sounds like fun. I'll just hop into the Spruce Moose and jet right over.

The 19-year-old model strutted from the makeshift changing room, clad in the slinkiest of bikinis, ready for her photoshoot…

He was hit in the face with a wha…?

Peeling garlic in three easy steps:

Next, I suppose you're going to tell me that U.S. Navy personnel don't walk around in Service Dress Blues while on watch and that Russian submariners don't wear Mess Dress Blues while at sea, in their boats' neon-lit command compartment.

The 1984 Controlled Impact Demonstration utilized 'wing cutters,' which were intended to rip open the Boeing 720's wing fuel tanks, to test the effectiveness of an anti-misting additive in jet fuel, intended to reduce the dangers of fire in a fully-fueled jetliner. (Like gasoline, liquid jet fuel will not ignite at…

"Water Bugs" are usually roaches. Unless you're on the bank of a pond.