The NFL has made a huge mistake.

The cover image reminded me of a J58 on a test stand…

Ask Lamont.

I'm not a fan of the 'cheap CGI Thanksgiving Parade' look.

So, the allegation, as I tenuously understand it, is that Ryan Lochte may have a penis?

I'm pretty sure that the burning hot lava took care of that…

"Don't eat other people's secretions…"

Don't blame me — Qui Gon's the one on the weirdly selective personal grooming kick.

Layer cake beings are we; not this crude batter…

The Fondant is strong with this one…

Not according to my razor.

With mint frosting?

From the 'article,' it sounds like Robert made it big by playing with Daddy's money. Must be nice to have that sort of "chance."

It was ‘Me' time.

Help me, Tupac… you're my only hope?

"I don't go anywhere without my mutated anthrax… for 'duck hunting.'"

Once I'd edited the SEEM to re-enable the OBEX profile and TransFlash file transfers, the E815 surpassed the v60i as the best dumbphone I ever owned. (The fact that it lasted nearly 6 years, doesn't hurt, either.)

And I'll form the… arghggle… sweet Jesus, it bit me in the face!

On what planet!?

…'cause it's the last time!