My firstborn used to kick things placed on my belly. This brings me back...
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@Ryan J Whiteman Nester: I saw his criminal record sheets when I had to appear in court for his trial.
A similar situation happened to me about 10 years ago in a parking lot. I had my 1yo son w/me and I was walking to my car when I saw a man masturbating in front of my car.
I lol'd so hard at Tyra's "film noir" that I think I might have split my pants.
Does Catherine Hardwicke have Billy Burke on contract to be in every freaking movie she makes?
$10 says they get your order wrong and you don't find out until you open the bag at home and see that instead of the Jumbo Jack, you got a Mediocre Mervin.
@Cynner: I've got four kids - I don't have the time to crawl on the floor for 15 minutes. Let me stand up with my costco handheld shower head for 2.5 minutes and I'm ready to handle tantrums, sibling rivalry, and homework!
An adjustable, massaging shower head is a girl's best friend.
The reason "terrorists" isn't the proper word to use is because people don't seem to understand what terrorism is, and so they begin to tie them in to certain religions.
I'm feeling quite stabby right now...
@herbie: As I stated in my first reply to you, he's the only one in that family who hasn't lied, broken the law, flipped off people, been a hypocrite, etc... If the younger two were innocent little angels, I'd have mentioned Piper since I personally adore her name. However, they're not and I blame their parents.
@herbie: They haven't offended me, but their upbringing and their parents' nonchalance to their children's behavior has, especially when one of them hails herself as the mother of all mothers, the mama grizzly who protects her kids from everything...especially proper behavior and the adoption of decent manners.
@Rosa - que seria de mi?!: Thank you. I guess I should have included a fark-like slashie that denoted that I wasn't referring to his down syndrome but I took it for granted that it would be automatically assumed as such.
@Kate Tastrophe: Read my response to @herbie
@herbie: Actually, no, it's not. He's the only person in that family who hasn't broken the law, flipped off the press, been a hypocrite, been condescending, lied, etc...
Dear Sarah Palin:
@DoxyByProxy: Even without the EC, Obama won the popular vote. Sissylarue's point still stands.
You know what worries me more than six-year-olds liking lipstick?
Dear Meghan: