I used to work at one of these in the late (late) 90s. The fishwich (on a bun) and Lt. Dan’s Drunken Shrimp were my favorite dishes. The latter isn’t on the menu anymore, but you can still order it since the sauce and accouterments are the same as the one in the Bourbon St. Mahi.

Went to an evangelical church while I was a practicing Jew. I wasn’t good enough for his father so things didn’t go very far. He’s on his third divorce now. I guess I wasn’t first or second wife material. Still got a shot at fourth, though!

No. There’s a card you have to fill out, sign, and mail in if you can’t physically make your presence available.

She didn’t even give him that option. Told him to come down to the courthouse on the listed date and file his response then. Completely contradicting what the card said. *facepalm*

My son is in the military and lives out of state. He got called into jury duty and had to let them know that he wasn’t able to make it because he’s active duty, is no longer a resident, and lives over 21 hours away.

The woman on the phone told him, “That’s okay. Just come down to our office and fill out an exemption…

Literally everything she says is just “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Duis lacinia porta congue."

Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama?

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer

I suggest you take a gander at what he’s been able to compile (re: evidence of fraud by Jacob Wohl).

I mean, Romans 13 also says to love your neighbor as yourself and do no harm to them...you know, like kidnap someone else’s kids.

Romans 13 also says to not commit acts of debauchery or sexual immorality. It also says to pay your damn taxes. Gee, I wonder who in the White House fails to abide by these things...

Jeff…

Trump despises the lgbtq community and the black community; there’s a reason he’s refused to sign the declaration that June is Pride month (again) while simultaneously declaring this.

The term for this is “threenager”. Know what you get for surviving “threenagers”? PTSD. Post Toddler Stress Disorder.

It looks like she’s got an ankle monitor on. He’s foine as hell, though.

Among the other notable discrepancies, the report states that Trumplethinskin is 6'3".

Obama is 6'1".

Name her “GO”, only spell it “Geaux”.

WTF is “brave” about calling the family members of KIA soldiers? I mean, after all, it’s not like he was dodging contracting an STD or something.

Really?

When I was in the eighth grade I had a huge crush on a friend of mine. After letting him know, he told me that I was too dorky for him and that he needed someone cuter to kiss.

Fast forward four years later. I had just finished taking my portraits for senior year and was walking through the mall with a friend when who…

I got so goddamn excited I think my kids want to commit me.

Still worth it.

Bye, Klannity.

I’m absolutely convinced that this “cum laude” graduate of “Wharton Business School” did not, in fact, earn her degree. Money goes a long way in buying free passes when it comes to grades.