I have three words:

I hate people...

"O'Donnell said the nation should remain a strong ally of Israel, deferring specifics about cuts to the foreign-aid bill."

Fuck Parasite & the in-Justice System.

@lemoner: I've found that most conservative women who've remained single get harped on constantly by their peers as to why they've remained that way, while the more liberal women have friends and family members who simply DGAF.

Being married or unmarried has nothing to do with your personal strengths. Anyone can get married. Anyone can be single. It's neither a source of pride OR shame.

@Queenjulie: Midwives and OBs tell you what? I live here. I see these people every day. I worked with them. I have friends and family who work in the medical field as well as for CPS, DHS, and WIC. Breastfeeding IS at an extremely high rate here. The causation of that is two fold, according to them: cost of…

I breastfed all four of my children for at least 18mo each and I can say that breastfeeding is about as useful for losing weight as eating twinkies and nothing else is.

@Queenjulie: Um...I live in Hawai'i - have most of my life - and you're wrong.

I feel sorry for those kids. Their parents are both weak-minded assholes and neither of them want what's best for their children.

"When Fascism Comes To America It Will Be Wrapped In The Flag And Carrying A Cross." ~ Sinclair Lewis

1.) Nails: clean & short, w/clear top coat always says that you're not "high maintenance". French manicures SCREAM it. Make-up: Neutrals are always best for interviews (unless you're going to interview for Sephora or MAC). Urban Decay's new NAKED palette is perfect for everyone & I highly recommend it. Hair:…

I never had a problem with my IBT until I weaned my third child. By then, my funbags resembled wet plastic bags stuck to my chest.

Well, TLC is staying true to its moniker.

Dear Bristol:

Here's the thing about parental notification laws with regards to abortion:

Dear Gloria Allred,

Never assume a child's age by their size. My first child looked like he was four when he was barely two. We had a heck of a time with clothing him because he was so tall. He's 11 now and nearly the same height as I am (5'8").

After living in Hawai'i for most of my life, here are the secrets to treating sunburns:

Well, now we know that her doctorate didn't come from an extensive knowledge in ENGLISH.