This bullshit was happening well before the pandemic:

Or, option #3:

You know, you’re really ruining this guy’s attempt to romanticize the fact that he raped a girl...

I understand the caution, but there are some differences worth mentioning, though.

He couldn’t be bothered to call for a bus, but somehow he was supposed to issue mass pardons.

I assume other assignments on the syllabus include:

“We’re going to go see, we’re going to visit Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Crazy eyes. Crazy eyes. Nutty. Cortez,” Greene says to the camera on the way to the congresswoman’s office, mispronouncing “Ocasio.”

I mean, they were basically just like a bunch of tourists. /s

But, think of all the gadget plays they could run.

I mean, I’m assuming at least some of those books are hollowed out and are filled with either flasks or more guns.

I’m sorry, was he trying to appear anti-racist, or trying to demonstrate why he shouldn’t be allowed within 500 feet of children?

Hmm, not enough guns.

Right, but Jake Paul (the doofus with the broken tooth) isn’t the one who’s fighting.

Dodging the action like it was income taxes

Mayweather is fighting Logan Paul, not Jake Paul.

I mean, we know why he was really buying all those Twinkies in Die Hard...