As a palate cleanser, may I offer a gif of Kamaru Usman subsequently knocking out Jorge Masvidal, the fellow MAGA chud who helped Jake Paul “train” for that farce of a boxing match against Ben Askren?

It’s funny because Tucker is the Racist Bitch.

See also, Megyn Kelly.

But, did you ever consider Scom Titt?

Hmm, I wonder what Bobby’s opinion of the proposed changes to the capital gains tax is...

Surely, Michael Cohen lightning can’t strike twice?

Why couldn’t this James Rhodes be the one horribly crippled instead?

Guyger, 32, did not appear in court Tuesday and the panel seemed to doubt the arguments presented by her lawyer. The judges will hand down a decision at an unspecified later date.

Who knew you could get CTE just from commentating on MMA?

The “joke” is tired old mudslinging from the GOP that Kamala clearly slept her way to the top because she was in a relationship with former SF Mayor Willie Brown, which ended in 1995, and that clearly led to her

Nathan Dahmer looks like, and therefore most likely is, a rapist.

CA already had one celebrity-turned-GOP Governor swept into power via a dumb recall collection even before Trump:

Then why wasn’t Daniel Pantaleo, the NYPD officer who choked Eric Garner to death, even indicted?

#SaveTheChildrenPillowsKnives? Sorry, who are we saving again?

Unfortunately, this is the argument that defense attorney Eric Nelson was making to Judge Cahill after closing arguments today, and Cahill called Maxine Waters’ comments “abhorrent” and might be providing something to Nelson on appeal.

They need to save the jowls from that head for some guanciale so we can make some carbonara.