Wow! Jay Z is a good parent who wants things to be baby proofed! WHAT A MONSTER.

“That being said, I liked her when she was with Liam... she was normal; she looked clean, happy, and healthy; she was polished”

what’s up with those gloves? could she not take the time to put them all the way on?

lets be real here

You didn't. You misread. It's saying that calling him a monster relieves him of responsibility.

This is not the most important issue here, but why the fuck did she refuse to go to the door when the cops were there asking to speak with her?

how about he can wear whatever the fuck he wants to go shopping without being judged as a criminal?

How does the car dealer not know where his plates are? That really could have gone a long way towards clearing the confusion on their first visit to the store.

There’s nothing more American than Wisconsin and some sharp puns.

This is what happens when a black guy with too much cheddar encounters a white person with swiss cheese for brains.

What do we think it means that neither of the characters have had wedding rings on while filming??? Does that mean they aren’t together? What if that’s not Bridget’s baby but a friends and she’s the godmother? Why is Patrick Dempsey the new “love interest"? Haven't Mark and Bridget been through enough???

Wait a second, that wasn’t safe for work!

Okay, that boner was definitely a hell of a lot bigger than the header screenshot suggested.

I’m really weirdly disappointed that Renee Zellweger hasn’t put on weight for the new Bridget Jones movie. I loved those movies, AND the books, even though I was like 13-15 at the time. The books were my first chick lit books, about being adult, single, sexually active and somewhat overweight. (I have not read Mad…

Those are good boners!

I think it makes sense for the kids. I’ve never co-parented but I’d imagine it’s good when the two households are alike in dignity and $$$.

When my ex hosts a desperate Grindr orgy, I hope the unimpressed attendees say “I expected [my name] beautiful. They were average, chill people who didn’t have any attitude.”

Okay, so this year I can participate since the main player who would be scandalized by airing the laundry has passed. As background, my mother had me in her late thirties and her mother in turn had her in her late thirties. My mother was the youngest of eight children and had brothers much older than she, which is how…